Joachim B. Schmidt

Joachim B. Schmidt, geboren 1981 in Graubünden, ist Journalist, Autor dreier Romane und diverser Kurzgeschichten. 2007 ist er nach Island ausgewandert, wo er mit seiner Familie in Reykjavik lebt und Touristen über die Insel führt. 2021 erschien der Bestseller „Kalmann“.

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Titelbild Bestseller Belletristik Kalmann

Belletristik | 6. Februar 2021 | Redaktion

Triff Kalmann ist der selbsternannte Sheriff von Raufarhöfn. Er hat alles im Griff. Kein Grund zur Sorge. Tag für Tag wandert er über die weiten Ebene um das beinahe ausgestorbene Dorf, jagt Polarfüchse und legt Haiköder im Meer aus, um den Fang zu Gammelhai zu verarbeiten.

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